
However, if it's like the rest of the game then it's probably the ponytailed porn man mugging the line, "I may be dressed as an evil clown, but you are my wife and you WILL have sex with me!, followed by a clumsy cut to the blonde woman trying to do an impression of Jack Nicholson's wife in The Shining. Jumping ahead through the discs reveals my version has the controversial 'rape' scene edited out. Sex and violence is certainly lacking in the early bits of the game. Rather than ring up to check who her gas supplier is, the lady's first instinct is to wander round in front of a bluescreen, making stilted movements and looking at dull paintings in the worst attempt at point-and-click mankind has ever conceived. How It Works:Īfter a breakfast scene in which there's much lumbering conversation that makes you want cave your own skull in with your sub-woofer, it's established that the newly-weds have just moved into a gigantic scary mansion apparently once owned by a nefarious magician called Carlo someone. She kisses the porny bloke, who is blatantly evil. BUT ACTUALLY SHE'S STILL DREAMING AND IS IN AN IRON MAIDEN. She wakes up in bed with her husband, a man with a ponytail normally reserved for the sweatiest men from Porn Valley, California. But that's not all it's so scary that the camera flings itself around like a stunned wasp, and actual tons of fake limbs hang around from everything.



A screaming lady with long blonde hair is in a scary place that involves her being strapped into a torture chair.
